An Introduction

When we talk about who we are, what we choose to say is revealing. It's never the whole picture. Here I do my best to feed you enough morsels of myself for you to decide:

Walk away or come closer?

I'm a nerd, a hippie, a writer, an ex-programmer, a businesswoman. I chase growth and unusual experiences. I have social anxiety and a burning desire to connect.

This is my vague outline, the shadow on the wall. I look forward to revealing myself more fully.


Ethnicity: Eurasian
Height: 5'1"
Bust: 32B
Waist: 27"
Weight: 105lbs
Hips: 36"
Shoe size: 37IT

Countries visited: 19
Myers-Briggs: INTJ
Enneagram: 4

The Sides of the Dice

Facets of myself I bring to the table

Empath: Compassion in presence
I dive into the emotional deep end. Things can get weird down there, but it's cozy to cuddle and share intimately. I'm not afraid of intense or difficult emotions.

Massages and oxytocin. Silent eye contact. Authentic relating.

Diogenes: Playfulness in intellect
To put it gently, I'm a huge nerd. Let's investigate ideas with curiosity and goodnatured irreverence.

AI & cryptocurrency. DnD. How brains work. Ethics. Consciousness. Narratives and frames.

Sensate: Bliss of the moment
I'm "energetically sensitive," whatever that means. Small sensations—the electricity of a small touch—reach deep into my core.

Slow dances. Beauty in the mundane. Divine comedy. Plein air watercoloring.

Adventurer: Delight in the novel
Ooh, novelty. The fear? That makes the growth more delicious. There's something very intimate about trying something for the first time with someone.

Challenges and becoming stronger. Climbing, Racing, hitchhiking.

1 hour: 2000
2 hours:
3 hours:
4 hours: 3600
6 hours:
Incall: +250

Extended retreats:
Overnight, 14 hours: 8000
A turn of the Earth, 24 hours:
Complete weekend, 50 hours:
One week:

• If we haven't met before, a paid video call is required before an extended retreat
FMTY dates are an overnight minimum
• In-date extensions are 1000/hour

The Fine Print

I require a deposit for all appointments, and a 50% deposit for visits longer than 4 hours. Deposits are non-refundable, and are payable in giftcards, paypal, or cryptocurrency.

When we meet, place the rest of the donation in an unmarked envelope or book and leave it visible in the room, or discreetly hand it to me if we are in public.

If you have symptoms of any illness, let me know as soon as you can so we can reschedule.


If you need to reschedule, please let me know >48 hours before our meeting. Within 48 hours, I require a cancellation fee of 50% of total booking. Within 24 hours I ask for 100%. Half can be used toward a rescheduled meet within 4 weeks.


I require either real world information (your full name, phone number, and employment details) or two excellent provider references from within the past year. This information will be kept private, secure, and will be shared with no one.


I don’t do anything illegal or unsafe, and I always reserve the right to say 'no' if I’m not enjoying myself. The good news is, if I do something with you, you know it’s because I want to. If the chemistry is right, we can go all kinds of places.


I cannot act or roleplay. I am best at playing myself. If you have a fantasy that requires me to play a part that isn't true to me, sadly, I cannot.

I'm an unusual person. While I can pretend to be ordinary long enough to order a coffee, I'd rather be myself. Don't worry, I will always strive to be respectful and act appropriately to the context.


I normally dress in gamine, fitted clothing that is attractive and comfortable. Ideally I'd be wearing athleisure or flowy bohemian outfits, but my usual is well within the norm.

An avid rock climber and musician, I do not paint my nails.

As a professional short person, I typically wear boots, flats, or fancy sneakers.

Outfit requests: What I choose to wear is an intimate and personal choice I prefer to keep to myself.


Gifts are never expected and always appreciated.
: Reformation, Lunya, Bordelle, Johnny Was
Treasures: Dark chocolate, rare books, art originals
My Wishlist


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The more info you include, the sooner we’ll be able to meet.
I would love to know why you chose to reach out to me!

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